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RuminatingMar 31, 2010
A Message From Downloader's Insurance Company
Movie downloaders to be identified by IP and individually subpoenaed.
Hey Netizens! Getting tired of having to pay for books, music and movies entangled with crappy DRM? Exhausted with the limitations against being able to purchase a song, than restricted to what devices you can move it too? Exasperated with the fact that every media retailer is trying to lock you into some hardware device at the same time they're selling you a song or friggin' book?
Well worry NO MORE! Bit Torrent to the RESCUE.
I know you might saying to yourself - "Hey Bit Torrent sounds cool - all the cool kids do it - but I don't want to be sued. I'm not a mother of three, working two jobs, who will earn the sympathy of the EFF to help pay for my court fees to fight the potential lawsuit."
Downloader's Insurance Company HAS YOU COVERED! For a low monthly premium, you'll never have to worry about being sued by the MPAA again!
It is this simple:
- Sign up now for Downloader's Insurance
- Pay your monthly premium on time
- Tell your friends
- AND KEEP DOWNLOADING!
And if you are one of the randomly selected IP addresses to be found torrenting media that is gripped in the corpse-like grip of the MPAA, and end up getting a subpoena in the mail - NO WORRIES!
Just return the letter and select the option to "Settle." Downloader's Insurance will pay the settlement fee, and you'll return on your way to MORE DOWNLOADING !
Sign up NOW!
Hey Netizens! Getting tired of having to pay for books, music and movies entangled with crappy DRM? Exhausted with the limitations against being able to purchase a song, than restricted to what devices you can move it too? Exasperated with the fact that every media retailer is trying to lock you into some hardware device at the same time they're selling you a song or friggin' book?
Well worry NO MORE! Bit Torrent to the RESCUE.
I know you might saying to yourself - "Hey Bit Torrent sounds cool - all the cool kids do it - but I don't want to be sued. I'm not a mother of three, working two jobs, who will earn the sympathy of the EFF to help pay for my court fees to fight the potential lawsuit."
Downloader's Insurance Company HAS YOU COVERED! For a low monthly premium, you'll never have to worry about being sued by the MPAA again!
It is this simple:
- Sign up now for Downloader's Insurance
- Pay your monthly premium on time
- Tell your friends
- AND KEEP DOWNLOADING!
And if you are one of the randomly selected IP addresses to be found torrenting media that is gripped in the corpse-like grip of the MPAA, and end up getting a subpoena in the mail - NO WORRIES!
Just return the letter and select the option to "Settle." Downloader's Insurance will pay the settlement fee, and you'll return on your way to MORE DOWNLOADING !
Sign up NOW!
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posted by Phil # 2:02 PM 
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